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A few people have told me they are worried they might be a psychopath. Let me reassure you that an actual psychopath would not be having worries. They would just be going straight to the psychopathing.

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Dying here…straight to psychopathing.

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I wish I had come across your training sooner. I'm suffering from empathy in my oppressive workplace that expects kindness, consideration, and respect. This culture is so toxic (for me). Do I need to complete the training before I can employ my Dark Triad skills to improve workplace culture or do I need to be fully qualified first?

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First of all, you need to send us the money. After that, we don’t really care. What ever approach you think will cause the most damage and advance your interests the furthest.

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I laughed maniacally all the way through this. I’ve written an article along the same lines called “Masterclass for Baby Adulterers” which is all about learning the skills (or dark arts, whatever) of Adutery 101.

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Will I get a certificate and does it require recertification?

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Many thanks for your enquiry:

1. We avoid putting anything in writing. And, as a dangerous predator, so should you.

2. Yes. And you will need to provide evidence of CPD (Continuing Psychopath Development). But feel free to forge that. We certainly would.

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yes but the narcissist in me would like some confirmation and validation of my path from a mere sly trickster to a supreme schemer

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How thick would you like the gold leaf?

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