New Training Course by DarkTriad: Unleash Your Inner Psychopath
We know you've got it in you
In today’s fast paced corporate world, the demands on corporate executives are only increasing.
Do you wish that you had the superficial charm to convince others of your plans?
Do you find the need to empathize with others only slows you down?
Are you the most important person in the world and why can’t everyone else just accept that?
Is the truth inconvenient and do you wish you were able to bend it with greater ease?
Do you crave freedom from the annoying need to take responsibility for your actions?
Is manipulating others a critical success factor for your role?
Do you sometimes find yourself unnerved by experiencing emotions?
Sadly, only 1% of the population are psychopaths. Which means that statistically speaking, your humanity is probably holding you back from achieving your true potential.
Fortunately we have the solution. With our vigorously trademarked portfolio of online courses and executive coaching, we can help you remove impediments such as morality, empathy, or personal responsibility.
Our specially selected instructors and mentors will guide you (live from their prison cells and before they take their meds for the day) on a journey of gaslighting, narcissism, and - for the higher achievers among you - accounting fraud.
Testimonials
Felicity, CFO: I used to have to care about the people around me which made it harder to exploit them. Thanks to DarkTriad, I can now see them for the disposable objects they are. I need no more care about Christine’s cancer diagnosis than a bottle of stale milk in my fridge.
Todd, Head of Sales: Thanks DarkTriad. I am totally pumped and crushing my sales quota this quarter since I stopped having to tell the truth to my customers. F*** ‘em! They are just ATMs made of meat to me. I’ll leave this job as soon as I’ve pumped them dry.
Your Path To Prison Greatness Begins Here
Our great value courses are NOW on a one-time special offer of your soul $9,999. Please send us your credit card details* NOW to begin your journey.
*Please ignore any charges to Bulgarian brothels that may appear. These are simply part of our application process.
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A few people have told me they are worried they might be a psychopath. Let me reassure you that an actual psychopath would not be having worries. They would just be going straight to the psychopathing.
I wish I had come across your training sooner. I'm suffering from empathy in my oppressive workplace that expects kindness, consideration, and respect. This culture is so toxic (for me). Do I need to complete the training before I can employ my Dark Triad skills to improve workplace culture or do I need to be fully qualified first?